Quotes by Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

#Cities

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

#Imitation, #Television

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

#Killing

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...

#Actors And Acting, #Laughter

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

#Television

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

#Television

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

#Television

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

#Television

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

#Writing

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

#Being Annoyed

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

#Love, #Silly