Quotes by Dylan Moran

I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...

#Dylan Moran

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...

#Dylan Moran

Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.

#Applause, #Jazz

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

#Comedy, #Driving

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

#Comedy, #Driving

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger...

#Love, #Money