Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
Quote by Dylan Moran
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
Red meat is not bad for you
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...