I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

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You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy,...

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy,...

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.

Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...

Red meat is not bad for you

Red meat is not bad for you

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a...

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a...

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger...

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger...

3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie,...

3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie,...

A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.

A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.

Love is the outreach of self toward completion.

Love is the outreach of self toward completion.

Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I...

Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I...