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I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy,...
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
Red meat is not bad for you
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.