Quotes by Dylan Moran

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

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Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...

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We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

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The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

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The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...

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Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...

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One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...

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It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...

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In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...

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If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

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I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

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