You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

Quote by Dylan Moran

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I don't really think of myself as an actor.

I don't really think of myself as an actor.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a...

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...

Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.

Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

Red meat is not bad for you

Red meat is not bad for you

Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.

Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...