The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

Quote by Dylan Moran

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I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

I don't really think of myself as an actor.

I don't really think of myself as an actor.

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...

I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...

I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...

Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.

Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

Red meat is not bad for you

Red meat is not bad for you

When the belly is full the mind is amongst the maids

When the belly is full the mind is amongst the maids

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only...

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only...