If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
Quote by Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran Quotes
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
Red meat is not bad for you
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a...
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Kids, don't do drugs. Just be aware. They exist, they are real.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.