It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
Quote by Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran Quotes
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
Red meat is not bad for you
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.