It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
Quote by Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran Quotes
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
Red meat is not bad for you
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy,...
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.