What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.

Quote by Doug Larson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.