Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

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Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

#Humor

I loved to fall down.

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I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot...

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I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

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I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

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I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...

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I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

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I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

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But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...

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But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

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A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

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