I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

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A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot...

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot...

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

I loved to fall down.

I loved to fall down.

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...

I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I never made a good movie.

I never made a good movie.

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...