I loved to fall down.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

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I never made a good movie.

I never made a good movie.

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...

I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way...

I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way...