I loved to fall down.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

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So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...