I loved to fall down.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

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I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky,...

More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky,...

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.