Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

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We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

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Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

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Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

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So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

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So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

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So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

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Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

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Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

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Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

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No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

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No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

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