I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

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I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...

I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I loved to fall down.

I loved to fall down.

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I never made a good movie.

I never made a good movie.

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...