Quotes by Dave Chappelle

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

#Dave Chappelle

I'm Rick James, bitch.

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I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

#Dave Chappelle

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

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Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

#Dave Chappelle

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

#Dave Chappelle

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

#Dave Chappelle

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

#Happy Friday