I'm Rick James, bitch.

Quote by Dave Chappelle

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Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Im rich bitch!

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...