Quotes by Chris Rock

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...

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George Bush hates midgets.

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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

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Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...

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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

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A man is only as faithful as his options.

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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

#Chris Rock