Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Quote by Casey Stengel

Topics: Drink Quotes

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

Without losers, where would the winners be?

Without losers, where would the winners be?

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of...

Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of...

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes...

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes...