Quotes by Bob Newhart

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little...

#Humor

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with...

#Laughter

I don't have a stack of scripts.

#Bob Newhart

Funny is funny is funny.

#Bob Newhart

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always...

#Bob Newhart

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

#Bob Newhart

When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of...

#Bob Newhart

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw...

#Bob Newhart

The only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not sure I...

#Bob Newhart

The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror,...

#Bob Newhart

Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He...

#Bob Newhart

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell...

#Bob Newhart