It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way. There was a temptation in the early '70s to reconsider. I decided against it.

Quote by Bob Newhart

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I'm very open to the up-and-comers.

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Funny is funny is funny.

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And...