When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it to last 42. I take great satisfaction in that longevity.

Quote by Bob Newhart

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I've been a very lucky actor.

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And...

I'm very open to the up-and-comers.

I'm very open to the up-and-comers.

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Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He...

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I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have...

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I don't have a stack of scripts.

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