When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it to last 42. I take great satisfaction in that longevity.

Quote by Bob Newhart

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Funny is funny is funny.

Funny is funny is funny.

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I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have...

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It...

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It...

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I...

It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I...

I don't have a stack of scripts.

I don't have a stack of scripts.

I'm very open to the up-and-comers.

I'm very open to the up-and-comers.

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I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little...

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell...

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell...

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw...

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw...

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always...

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always...

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The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror,...

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I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you...

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The only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not sure I...

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And...

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I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If...

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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with...

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning how to...

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning how to...

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction....

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction....

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to...

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to...