Quotes about Witty

Silence in love betrays more woe - Than words though ne'er so witty; A beggar...

#Witty

Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

#Funny, #Witty

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

#Life, #Witty

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called...

#Witty

A man who becomes conscious of the responsibility he bears toward a human being who...

#Love, #Witty

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

#Love, #Witty

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

#Humor, #Lies, #Questioning

We are the leaves of one branch, the drops of one sea, the flowers of...

#Love, #Witty

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if...

#Funny, #Witty

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...

#Life, #Witty

Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force...except occasionally.

#Life, #Witty

If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.

#Bitter Love, #Love, #Witty