Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force...except occasionally.

Quote by Katherine Whitehorn

Topics: Life Quotes, Witty Quotes

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a...

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a...

The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or...

The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or...

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it.

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it.

I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.

I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first...

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first...

Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively,...

Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively,...

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary...

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary...

The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like...

The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like...

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to...

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to...

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to...

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to...

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

Too great a preoccupation with motives (especially one's own motive) is liable to lead to...

Too great a preoccupation with motives (especially one's own motive) is liable to lead to...

The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like...

The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find out what you like...

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct

One of the advantages of being Captain is being able to ask for advice without...

One of the advantages of being Captain is being able to ask for advice without...

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is...

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is...

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become...

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become...