A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Quote by Lana Turner

Topics: Life Quotes, Witty Quotes

The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never...

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never...

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being...

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being...

My life has been a series of emergencies.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

The thing about happiness is that it doesnt help you to grow; only unhappiness does...

The thing about happiness is that it doesnt help you to grow; only unhappiness does...

I've always loved a challenge.

I've always loved a challenge.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.