Quotes about Witty

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than...

#Principles, #Witty

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

#Self Importance, #Sophistication, #Witty

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

#Confidence, #Witty

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

#Force, #Funny, #Reason

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

#Happiness, #Marriage, #Men

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

#Funny, #Witty

...first to dream and then to do -- isn't that the way to make a...

#Life, #Witty

The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

#Life, #Witty

I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about...

#Life, #Witty

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more than she...

#Witty

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

#Funny, #Witty

I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

#Fool, #Literary, #Satire