Quotes about Samantha Jones

Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore....

#Samantha Jones

Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic

#Samantha Jones

Hello, 911? I'm on fire.

#Samantha Jones

Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called...

#Samantha Jones

All married couples stop having sex eventually.

#Samantha Jones

Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.

#Samantha Jones

Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.

#Samantha Jones

I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie...

#Samantha Jones

No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.

#Samantha Jones

Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to...

#Samantha Jones

Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!

#Samantha Jones

I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!

#Samantha Jones