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We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I...

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We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I...

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she...

Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she...

Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and...

Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and...

To marry and be happy would be the eighth wonder of the world.

To marry and be happy would be the eighth wonder of the world.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were...

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I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were...

I don't know what it takes to make marriage work, but I'm going to keep...

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I don't know what it takes to make marriage work, but I'm going to keep...

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his...

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his...

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of...

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Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of...

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Well, don't just pray to marry the one you love; Instead, pray to love the...

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Well, don't just pray to marry the one you love; Instead, pray to love the...

If you want to marry wisely, marry your equal

If you want to marry wisely, marry your equal

Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert...

Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert...