Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and take what you get on the other.

Quote by Ronnie Johnson

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To marry and be happy would be the eighth wonder of the world.

To marry and be happy would be the eighth wonder of the world.

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never...

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick...

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick...

I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is...

I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is...

Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.

Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

I think that having the compassion of someone who knows your faults and still loves...

I think that having the compassion of someone who knows your faults and still loves...

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able...

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able...

Anyone who knows how difficult it is to keep a secret among three men -...

Anyone who knows how difficult it is to keep a secret among three men -...

The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it is the only finger...

The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it is the only finger...

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for...

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for...

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

You don't have to be married to have a good friend as your partner for...

You don't have to be married to have a good friend as your partner for...

To marry a man out of pity is folly; and if you think you are...

To marry a man out of pity is folly; and if you think you are...