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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous....

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous....

If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam

If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you...

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A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you...

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other...

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Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other...

Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife

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Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

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I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray...

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If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray...

If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray...

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If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving...

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in...

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Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in...

Marriage is a covered dish

Marriage is a covered dish

You may write it on his tombstone, You may cut it on his card, That...

You may write it on his tombstone, You may cut it on his card, That...

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

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Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...

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He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...