Quotes about Marriage

We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I...

#Love, #Marriage

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

#Funny, #Marriage

Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she...

#Marriage

To marry and be happy would be the eighth wonder of the world.

#Marriage

Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and...

#Marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

#Funny, #Marriage

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

#Marriage, #Relationships, #Wives

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were...

#Honor, #Marriage

I don't know what it takes to make marriage work, but I'm going to keep...

#Keep Trying, #Marriage

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

#Marriage

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

#Marriage

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.

#Marriage