“If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.Quote by Johnny CarsonTopics: Quotes about Johnny CarsonShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen...#Television
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his...#Funny, #Get Well
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has...#Johnny Carson
