Quotes about Jay London

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

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At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for...

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After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we...

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A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

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A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was...

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I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

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I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they...

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed...

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said...

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I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

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