At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

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I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling...

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling...

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He...

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He...

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be',...

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be',...

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed...

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed...

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they...

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they...

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we...

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we...

I model irregular clothing.

I model irregular clothing.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the...

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the...

I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I was born nine months premature.

I was born nine months premature.