Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

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People read me but they don't subscribe.

People read me but they don't subscribe.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the...

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the...

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we...

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we...

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry...

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry...

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I model irregular clothing.

I model irregular clothing.

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for...

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for...

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling...

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling...

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be',...

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be',...

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.