I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabo

Topics: Divorce Quotes, Housekeeping Quotes, Women Quotes

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault...

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce...

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce...

The divorced person is like a man with a black patch over one eye: He...

The divorced person is like a man with a black patch over one eye: He...

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits

If a book is really good, it deserves to be read again, and if it's...

If a book is really good, it deserves to be read again, and if it's...

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together....

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together....

I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before...

I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a...

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a...

Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.

Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at...

I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to...

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to...