I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...
Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...
The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Macho does not prove mucho.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...
Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering