I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Topics: Divorce Quotes, Housekeeping Quotes, Women Quotes

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.