Quotes about Funny

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

#Books, #Funny

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the...

#Age, #Funny

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

#Ex Boyfriend, #Ex Girlfriend, #Funny

Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.

#Basketball, #Funny

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

#Food, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status

Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.

#Funny, #Good Morning

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

#Cute, #Cute Love, #Funny

Sex is a two-way treat.

#Funny, #Sex

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

#Funny, #Marriage

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

#Funny, #People

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

#Age, #Funny

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

#Age, #Funny