Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Quote by Katharine Hepburn

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Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need...

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need...

I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they...

I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they...

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Never complain. Never explain.

Never complain. Never explain.

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the...

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the...

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by...

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by...

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when...

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one,...

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one,...

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the...

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the...

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on...

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on...

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Enemies are so stimulating.

Enemies are so stimulating.

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.

As for me, prizes are nothing. My prize is my work.

As for me, prizes are nothing. My prize is my work.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you...

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you...

Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and, at the same...

Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and, at the same...

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.