Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Quote by Katharine Hepburn

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To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier...

To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier...

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the...

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the...

Trying to be fascinating is an asinine position to be in.

Trying to be fascinating is an asinine position to be in.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one,...

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one,...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.

As for me, prizes are nothing. My prize is my work.

As for me, prizes are nothing. My prize is my work.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Without discipline, there's no life at all.

Without discipline, there's no life at all.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when...

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when...

I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they...

I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they...

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the...

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the...

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain...

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain...

It's life isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on...

It's life isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on...

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato...

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

To be loved is very demoralizing.

To be loved is very demoralizing.