The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sister Quotes

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when...

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when...

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It...

Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It...

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...

The supreme object of life is to live. Few people live. It is true life...

The supreme object of life is to live. Few people live. It is true life...

Those whom the gods love grow young.

Those whom the gods love grow young.

These days man knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

These days man knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

Action is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.

Action is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and...

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and...

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a...

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a...

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

God's eternal laws are kind-and break the heart of stone.

God's eternal laws are kind-and break the heart of stone.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people...

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people...