Quotes about Funny

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

#Cute, #Funny

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

#Funny, #Love

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...

#Food, #Funny

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

#Age, #Funny

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the...

#Bored, #Funny

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

#Funny

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the...

#Funny, #Government

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

#Age, #Funny

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

#Age, #Funny

All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.

#Cute, #Funny, #Love

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

#Breakup, #Funny

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

#Facebook Status, #Funny, #Song