Quotes about Funny

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted...

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I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...

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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

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Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and...

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Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this...

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'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...

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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half...

#Funny, #Women

The golden age is before us, not behind us.

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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I...

#Funny, #Jokes

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I...

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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

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