Quotes about Funny

Memory in youth is active and easily impressible; in old age it is comparatively callous...

#Age, #Funny

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my...

#Funny, #Jokes

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

#Funny, #Marriage

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds...

#Funny, #Love

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

#Drink, #Funny

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

#Funny, #Sex

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

#Funny

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

#Funny

The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that...

#Age, #Bible, #Funny

Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.

#Age, #Funny

For age is opportunity no less than youth itself, though in another dress, and as...

#Age, #Funny

I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion...

#Age, #Funny