Quotes about Funny

I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...

#Art, #College, #Funny

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

#Brotherly Love, #Funny

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as...

#Age, #Funny

Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than...

#Age, #Funny

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

#Funny, #Happiness

There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children...

#Age, #Funny

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...

#Age, #Funny

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

#Funny

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

#Alcohol, #Drinking, #Enemies

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...

#Commitment, #Funny, #Sleep

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...

#Funny, #Women

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

#Funny, #People