I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

Quote by Victor Hugo

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

Progress is the stride of God.

Progress is the stride of God.

It is most pleasant to commit a just action which is disagreeable to someone whom...

It is most pleasant to commit a just action which is disagreeable to someone whom...

Separated lovers cheat absence by a thousand fancies which have their own reality. They are...

Separated lovers cheat absence by a thousand fancies which have their own reality. They are...

The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; the first symptom in...

The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; the first symptom in...

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child,...

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child,...

Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education.

Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education.

To learn to read is to light a fire; every syllable that is spelled out...

To learn to read is to light a fire; every syllable that is spelled out...

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.

The beautiful has but one type, the ugly has a thousand.

The beautiful has but one type, the ugly has a thousand.

Liberation is not deliverance.

Liberation is not deliverance.

Do not let it be your aim to be something, but to be someone.

Do not let it be your aim to be something, but to be someone.

There is nothing like a dream to create the future

There is nothing like a dream to create the future

There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does...

There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does...

He, who every morning plans the transactions of the day, and follows that plan, carries...

He, who every morning plans the transactions of the day, and follows that plan, carries...

The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity; in a girl boldness.

The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity; in a girl boldness.

Each man should frame life so that at some future hour fact and his dreaming...

Each man should frame life so that at some future hour fact and his dreaming...

No one can keep a secret better than a child.

No one can keep a secret better than a child.

He does not weep who does not see

He does not weep who does not see

Guys always think tears are a sign of weakness. Theyre a sign of frustration. Shes...

Guys always think tears are a sign of weakness. Theyre a sign of frustration. Shes...

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good No, Cryin' won't help you,...

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good No, Cryin' won't help you,...