Quotes about Funny

Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?

#Age, #Funny

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.

#Funny, #Success

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

#Funny

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord,...

#Funny, #God

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

#Funny, #Money

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

#Age, #Funny

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss...

#Age, #Funny

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

#Age, #Funny

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

#Children, #Funny

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

#Funny, #Hollywood

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

#Funny, #Putdowns

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

#Dreams, #Funny, #Inspiration