I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

Quote by Voltaire

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It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a...

It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a...

Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass...

Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass...

He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked

He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked

It is fancy rather than taste which produces so many new fashions

It is fancy rather than taste which produces so many new fashions

Meditation is the dissolution of thoughts in Eternal awareness or Pure consciousness without objectification, knowing...

Meditation is the dissolution of thoughts in Eternal awareness or Pure consciousness without objectification, knowing...

In every author let us distinguish the man from his works.

In every author let us distinguish the man from his works.

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him

Everything's fine today, that is our illusion.

Everything's fine today, that is our illusion.

Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected...

Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected...

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

All sects differ, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same, because it...

All sects differ, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same, because it...

The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great.

The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great.

Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one.

Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one.

Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.

Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.

Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.

Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.

Chance is a word void of sense; nothing can exist without a cause.

Chance is a word void of sense; nothing can exist without a cause.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Froth at the top, dregs at bottom, but the middle excellent.

Froth at the top, dregs at bottom, but the middle excellent.