Quotes about Funny

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

#Funny, #Work

I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

#Age, #Funny, #Funny Sayings

Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from...

#Age, #Funny

You think it horrible that lust and rage Should dance attendance upon my old age;...

#Age, #Funny

As for types like my own, obscurely motivated by the conviction that our existence was...

#Age, #Funny

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

#Funny, #Funny Sayings

Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion...

#Age, #Funny

I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on...

#Funny, #Jokes

Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another.

#Age, #Funny

I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.

#Funny, #Intelligence

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

#Funny, #Women

(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

#Funny, #Insanity, #Love