Quotes about Funny

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

#Funny

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

#Funny

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

#Funny

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

#Funny

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

#Funny, #Military

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

#Funny, #Women

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

#Funny, #Women

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

#Funny, #Hollywood

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

#Funny, #Intelligence

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

#Funny, #Jokes

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

#Famous, #Funny

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

#Funny, #Putdowns