Quotes about Funny

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

#Children, #Funny

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

#Children, #Funny

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

#Funny, #Funny Sayings, #Sex

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

#Funny, #Sex

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty...

#Funny, #Marriage

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

#Funny, #Putdowns

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

#Age, #Funny

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

#Age, #Funny

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning...

#Belief, #Funny

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

#Funny, #Mom

It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that...

#Age, #Funny

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

#Bed, #Funny