Quotes about Funny

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply...

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?...

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I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of...

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A widow of doubtful age will marry almost any sort of a white man.

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The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

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I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

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It is a man's own fault, it is from want of use, if his mind...

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There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as...

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The most important function of the university in an age of reason is to protect...

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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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The necessary connexion of representatives with taxes, seems to have sunk deep into many of...

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