Quotes about Funny

Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are...

#Age, #Funny

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

#Age, #Funny

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

#Funny, #Funny Sayings, #Relationships

We should pay as much reverence to youth as we should to age; there are...

#Age, #Funny

The writer is the Faust of modern society, the only surviving individualist in a mass...

#Age, #Funny

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the...

#Age, #Ageing, #Funny

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

#Age, #Funny

My inner child is not wounded.

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

#Funny, #Life

The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men...

#Funny, #Women

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

#Food, #Funny

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

#Funny, #Marriage